Bad Translator poetry

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Guess the originals.

Beautiful dark wood and water depth. My assessment of the Reserve Fund and 2 before bed

Charlene is a representative of 1 million suffer from slavery. A woman is only a woman, but I smoke cigars.

So they used no God, insults, they start to believe it. True, not all gold metal and went two and two makes four and writing.

But God has given her, and the woman, armed with a salon with the same engine and works by this generation, to answer simple questions

These are the words that appeared in the world, broke his silence on the accident. Headaches in it. This does not mean, I understand, but the girls?

I want to find something sweet. The baby won’t go out of my heart. I love you. Always blue, you gave me a reason why you said.

We are close to each other, are packed with helmet man-scarecrow, hollow. We vote when we quietly whispering of wind in dry grass or foot on the broken glass, cellar mouse as we are meaningless.

riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.

Nantucket, was for a long time could not breast feed. Told me that the jaw and once again, their ears screwed

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Heinlein Boner Alert

http://www.caselaw.nsw.gov.au/action/PJUDG?jgmtid=167373

It is not now disputed that each of the children was neglected and that the circumstances in which they were living at the time of their removal were deficient, justifying their removal. What remains in issue are allegations of sexual abuse, incest and inter-generational sexual abuse in the wider Colt family group, both on the farm and historically.

Central to the Director-General’s case is uncontradicted genetic evidence that demonstrates that 11 of the 12 children have parents who are either closely related to each other or who are related to each other; disclosures made by some of the children since removal of sexual abuse; and other inappropriate sexualised conduct involving some of the children.

The full report is long, dispassionate, and ugly. Paragraph 151 provides a partial explanation.

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What triggers WordPress mod filters

I just left a comment at Chateau Heartiste that got sent to moderation. It consisted only of this text:

It’s much more than 70 years. The Damascus affair was censored in the Encyclopedia Britannica in the 1840s.

CH does not have me flagged for moderation, I would assume, because subsequent comments were published immediately. That is an awfully cunning spam filter.

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Intentional mistranslation of Genesis

Genesis 5:1 onward

From the ESV, interpolated with Strong’s numbers from my interlinear Hebrew.

When God[430] created man[120], he made him in the likeness[1823] of God[430]. Male and female he created them, and he blessed them and named them Man[120] when they were created. When Adam[120] had lived 130 years, he fathered a son in his own likeness[1823], after his image, and named him Seth.

A less deceptive translation might read:

In the day that God created Adam, he made him in the likeness of God. Male and female he created them, and he blessed them and named them Adam in the day they were created….

Note the strange (yet parallel) emphasis on Adam fathering a son “in his own likeness, after his image”. Elohim creates Adam in his own likeness. Adam fathers Seth in his own likeness. Is there any way to avoid the plain reading of physical resemblance here?

The emphasis on likeness becomes more suggestive when linked with Genesis 4:1.

Now Adam[120] knew Eve his wife[802], and she conceived and bore Cain, saying, “I have gotten a man[376] {with the help} of the LORD[3068].

So Eve got a 376 instead of a 120. N.B. “with the help” does not exist in the Hebrew.

One more fun bit of linkage:

Genesis 4:6

If you do well, will you not be accepted? And if you do not do well, sin is crouching at the door. Its desire[8669] is for you, but you must rule[***] over it.

Genesis 3:16:

Your desire[8669] shall be for your husband[376], and he shall rule[***] over you.

Where I have marked ***, the words are the same in Hebrew, but my interlinear lacks a Strong’s reference.

This is hugely important for the interpretation of Eve’s curse. She shall “desire” her man the way sin “desires” Cain. The man shall rule over Eve the way Cain is exhorted to rule over sin.

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White Knights Needed to Help a Sweet Girl

Hey there reddit. So I guess I’ll tell a little of how I got in this mess:

My parents kicked me out when I was quite young and I moved from couch to couch. I got a bunch of health problems that resulted in me getting fired from my last job. Now I’m too sick to work, don’t have health insurance and can’t get any government assistance as I’m a LEGAL immigrant. I ran out of places to go and got my own place with a friend, but I’ve been struggling. I have about $800 in hospital and doctors bills at the moment. Usually, I pay most of my bills by being a cam model (please don’t judge).

Right now I have $20 in my bank, have run out of toilet paper and am almost out of food. Rent is due in a week and I’m still $50 behind on the last bill. ANY help would be greatly appreciated.

(Will produce a copy of my medical bills as proof to anyone that asks)

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Steve Ermis, Sergeant Minnicks

Spread their names.

At about the 5 mile mark of our hike, a voice behind us asked us to stop and the officer motioned for us to approach him. He got out of his car and met us a few feet later. He asked us what we were doing and I explained that we were hiking for my son’s merit badge. He then asked me what I’m doing with the rifle, to which I responded in a calm manner, “Does it matter, officer? Am I breaking the law?”

At that point, the officer grabbed my rifle without warning or indication. He didn’t ask for my rifle and he didn’t suggest he would take it from me. He simply grabbed it. This startled me and I instantly pulled back – the rifle was attached to me – and I asked what he thought he was doing because he’s not taking my rifle. He then pulled his service pistol on me and told me to take my hands off the weapon and move to his car, which I complied with. He then slammed me into the hood of his car and I remembered I had a camera on me (one of the requirements of the hiking merit badge is to document your hikes). This video is the rest of that encounter. Up to this point, I am not told why I am being stopped, why he tried to disarm me, or even that I’m under arrest.

We did not set out that Saturday morning to “make a point” or cause problems. Our goal was to complete a 10-mile hike and return home without incident. My son chose a route that away from populated areas but near our home.

The arresting officer is Officer Steve Ermis and the supervisor is Sergeant Minnicks of the Temple Police Department.

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Intelligible

GBFM is sneaky. He lozlzzzls you into inattention, then sticks the tip in:

On this pretty Easter Sunday, I would like to point out that the Marxist Communist Bolsheviks destroyed religion in the Soviet Union by abolishing and banning it.

Because the Soviet Union failed and exiled all the Bolsheviks after millions were murdered in the name of communism, the Bolsheviks could not do the same thing again in their new countries. And so they invented feminism, neoconservatism, and postmodernism and used them as battering rams against the souls of the churches and universities. This way, they could abolish religion while not only leaving the church and university buildings standing, but they could actually use the churches to abolish and destroy the Spirit of Christianity, and teach its very opposite from the pulpits like Driscoll at al.

Jesus predicted all of this, as such is the way of the world in Matthew 23, just before the Scribes and Pharisees made sure he would be crucified–imagine speaking the following words to your feminist minister and the fate you would suffer–then you would better understand the Spirit of Easter

Well, the true meaning of Easter is the Resurrection of the True Ideals of Christianity.

And that belongs not to the institution–not to the church–but to the Man.

For Christ himself had no fancy building nor exalted altar, but only his words and honor.

Christ stated that he was not king of this world, but rather the King of the world of Ideals.

And that Kingdom has ever been the domain of Man. Man’s greatest asset, which he so often forgets these days, is not the knowledge of game to gain him asses lzzlozoz, but knowledge of the Great Books for Men–the unified symphony that begins with Homer and Moses and progresses to Socrates and Jesus–exalted by Dante et. al on down the line.

And Christ invites you to celebrate Easter as your Fathers did, not to man up and marry the sluts as your pastor prescribes, but to Man Up and read the King James Bible for yourself.

And the greater salvation for all the men coming of age is not to be found in gaming deosuled, berankified, debt-laden womenz, but it is to be found in honoring the classic, epic ideals.

The classic, epic, exalted ideals will not make a woman’s butt nor gina tingelzozlzozo, and thus, at the end of the day, following the classic, epic exalted ideals is not only the highest form of of life, but it is the highest form of fallen game too, for it simply does not answer, respond to, nor is dictated by butt and gina tinglelzozlzzlzozlzzlzozl. And there is no greater game than that–not even wearing furry hats, negging, and wasting your invaluable time on this earth in playing texty-texty games with those incapable of exalted ideals, just to serve your baser, biological callings which so often voluntarily imprison one to the state and its small-souled dictators.

As Jesus died for you, so too was He reborn for you. Do not call is “teahcings” noise as so many churchians do. Do not falsely suppose that he came to abolish the law of Moses, but understand that he came to Fulfill it. Understand that Jesus saw noble pagans as his brothers and false preachers as his enemy, when he stated “there are those who are saying they do not go, who go; and there are those who say they are not going, who end up going.” For Jesus, unlike the false preachers, judges us not by the sect of our faith alone, nor the color of our church, but by our *actions*.

So Man Up, pick up a couple translations of the Bible, of Homer, and Virgil, and read all Your Fathers and Brothers today, and exalt in a Renaissance of the Great Books for Men.

Then the “real” GBFM kicks back in.

dis has been a GBFM sunday sermon which i delivered herein as if i had stated thusly in a church i would have been flogged to death by the minister and his harem of buteteocockeked bernieifkfied womenz (and som of their bastard kidz too who are now getting old enough to listen to their slutty momz about how the reaosn the y have no fatherz is becaseu menz are bad bard bad bad zllzlzlzolzolozzlozozlzzzlzll)

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