Mrs. Eumaios gave birth to our fourth little swineherd on Thursday. As with all of our babes, he weighed substantially over nine pounds. He eats like a champ, is reasonably polite about his needs, and shat sticky tar all over his mother half a minute after he was born.
Eumaios
Congratulations. Get some sleep if you can.
This time around, I’m sleeping fine. I only get up to help with exceptionally stinky diapers. This help consists of putting the diaper in a trash can where I can’t smell it while I sleep.
How was your marriage before you “discovered” game ? Is this new child a possible outcome of the new you?
G, I’ll answer in a full-fledged post.
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Contra the Wikipedia article, meconium stinks like demonic awful. It smells something like concentrated beer-farts. Depending on the child, it can be a bitch to clean up. The latest kid’s tarpools wiped up easily. I remember the second babe’s meconium as having the consistency of molasses.