Neocon Butthex: symbology and terminology in the works of Great Books for Men

Ben Bernanke : a symbol for central banks. Particularly, the rotating cabal of figureheads for the central banks.

Tucker Max : a symbol for the kind of asshole alpha women lust for, lose their innocence to, and in GBFM’s piquant phrasing, invite in for a good asscocking.

Charlotte Allen : a symbol for ostensibly good, virtuous, conservative women, especially the older ones who should know better.

Jonah Goldberg : neocon hypocrisy and crypto-feminism

“Women tame men” : the rope neocons sell men

neocon : “conservatism after being taken over by the fiat masters.” In Moldbuggian terminology, the portion of the Outer Party that has been fully and willingly co-opted by the Quakers.

butthex : sodomy, as pronounced by Barney Fag. Also, a “metaphor for what the fed does to a currency and a country.”

butthex matrix : the Western system of debt-slavery. Government of the people, for the bankers, and by the eliteclasses. Implemented by universal butthex, otherwise known as fiat money.

asscocking : butthex

tucker max is six feet tall : this peculiarly gnomic mantra, even for GBFM, illustrates the tendency of the Cathedral to glorify those who perpetrate butthex.

fiat money, fiat cash : Pieces of paper, or worse, magnetic disparities on heavily guarded platters that are asserted to have value by despotic governments.

Secretive tapings of butthex without the girls’ consent : a symbol for the exploitation of the corrupt populace by the elite. The graphic image is that of exculpation for any acts an alpha chooses to perform as he engages in butthex.

fiat masters : those who exert power by means of their control of the “money” supply.

fiat lies : propaganda, goodthink. Polite discourse.

fiat : generally applied as a modifier where only one opinion is allowed in the naked public square.

desouling of women : Arguably, GBFM uses this phrase in its literal sense.

bernankified : e.g. “bernankified chick”. Refers to the habits of self-degradation enabled by the existence of fapparently free money. The grasshopper, had the ants not demurred at supporting him over the winter.

bernankenomics : “transferring all the risk to the worker, inventor, creator, honest man, soldier; butthexing the common people who do all the physical work and labor; and inflating and deflating bubbles purposely to win friends in congress.”

weekly standard : respectable mainstream neo-conservatism engaged in the legitimization of depravity.

unbuttplugged : going off grid

vampire : usually a more or less oblique reference to Twilight’s Edward Cullen, and to the depravity in the hearts of women that allows them to lust over dangerous, yet effeminate men.

fat, cherubic faces : a physical trait of neocons who volunteer our armed forces for tough jobs, esp. Jonah Goldberg

lzozl (and variations) : Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

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Notable Primary Sources:

* keynsian economics is to freedom what secrteiv tapings of butthex outside of wedlock is to holy matrimony

* tucker max rhyems with goldman sachs as both are into assfucking and secretive tapings of butthex which is why the weekly standard neocons never criticize their bro0thas at goldman sax and laud and repeat the pr lies of butthexing tucker max.

* Neo: What is the Fiat Feminist Fanboy tucker max-goldman sacks neocon Matrix?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it’s looking for you like tucker max’s matrix-funded cock seeking out an anus, and it will find you if you want it to.

* one of teh reasons that charlotee allen lauds and repeats the pr lies of fiat funded and publoished tucker max who created more debt than welath with his films and films secretive tapings of butthex without the girl’s conthen is that he is anti christyian, which is why miraim grossman neocon tells young gilrs that gina tingling after undead vampire monsters is a good pursuit anmd good clean gina tingling fun

* college after being taken oevr by the fiat masters:

* butthex and welath transfer training for womenz how to transfer wealth form men to tehir dried up ginas lzozlzlzzl

* divorce and abortion are huge neocon profit centers, which also serve to dehumanize humanity, kill the family, grow the STATE, and make them all suck on the fiat teat

* yummy yummy vampire sperm in my tummy

* chances are she has had a foursome with a werewolf, vampire, anbd secretive taper of butthex and someonone from goldman sax all at the same time many times before she ever let you tocuh her boobie and buy her an engagement ring but really she is just a sting operation for ben bernanke and will pawn your ring on craigslsist and transensfer all teh alimonies to benrnke’s team of neocon goldman saxer t8ucker maxers

* the federal resevre’s takeover of women as intruments of welath transfer has ruined them for men.

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23 responses to “Neocon Butthex: symbology and terminology in the works of Great Books for Men

  1. lozzllllzzl!

    amen brotha!

    c’mon now amen!!

  2. lozlozlzzl just a small correction

    Tucker Max : a symbol for the kind of asshole faux alpha (true alphas throughout history never butthexed womenz nor did they tape it in secret) women ARE TAUHT to lust for by the female Neocon elders, and lose their innocence to, as a desouled, oft-asscocked, bernankified woman will be more loyal to the corporate state and fiat dollar than her husband and children. She is also likely to end up with as many cats as cockas she took in her butt during the neocon desouling progams. The fed has determined that cats free up the woman to work fifteen hour days marketing subprime loans in short skirts as her gina dries up, and it is cheaper to import pre-grown labor from Mexico than it is to let women out of the work force to raise kids instead of abort them. lozzllzlzlzllz

  3. “tucker max is six feet tall : this peculiarly gnomic mantra, even for GBFM, illustrates the tendency of the Cathedral to glorify those who perpetrate butthex.”

    yah charlotte allen trumpeted that lie in teh weekly standard.

    check out how he got to be six foot for his book cover:

    http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/images/mugshot_height_assistance.jpg

    lozlzlzlzzl

    charlotte allen of teh weekly stanrdth also said he was a succethful filmmaker

    scroll to the bottom here:
    http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/

    lzozlzlzllzlz

    the fed needs to print a few fiat dollars more and sponsor some neocon senior cizeien classes to help nice old ladies reporting on butthexers and secretive tapers of sodomy learn how to use google and spell googlololggoogle google lzozlllzlz loogle lzlzloggle lzozlzlzlzlzllzlzl

  4. charlotte,

    please allow me to draw your attention to usmc Corporal Jason L. Dunham.
    http://www.jasonsmemorial.org/about.html

    “On April 14, 2004, 3 days after Easter Sunday, Corporal Dunham was manning a checkpoint in Karabilah, Iraq, when an insurgent leapt from his car and began choking Corporal Dunham. A scuffle ensued as two Marines approached to help. Reportedly, the last words from Corporal Dunham were, “No, No. Watch his hand.” Suddenly, the insurgent dropped a grenade. Corporal Dunham took off his Kevlar helmet, dropped to the ground, and covered the explosive as best he could.

    The blast seriously wounded all 3 Marines. Eight days later, Corporal Jason L. Dunham died at Bethesda Naval Hospital from wounds he received in the incident. He was 22. ”

    now the funny thing is that to the neocons the greater hero is Tucker Max, even though true heroes such as jason et al. are dying in the neocons’ war.

    Now our foxy Ms. Allen could have used the precious space in the Weekly Standard to give a shout out to a true American hero–Corporal Jason L. Dunham.

    But instead, she regurgitates tucker’s lies and corporate PR, as douchebaggery makes aging neocon’s ginas tingle, while true american heroism leaves them dry:

    “Tucker Max, 33, six feet tall, extrovertedly good-looking, and usually photographed latched to a girl, a bottle of booze, or a cheeseburger, is an honors graduate (in three years) of the University of Chicago. He has a law degree from Duke University, whose admissions committee was so impressed with his academic record that it awarded him an academic scholarship. . . Max is famous as a blogger (tuckermax.com), and his website is replete with stories like the ones above, all involving graphically rendered bedroom exploits (if your definition of bedroom includes vans, offices, and the great outdoors), massive quantities of alcohol, and copious vomiting. He is the author of several books, including The Definitive Book of Pickup Lines (2001, out of print but selling for close to $200 on Amazon), the 2006 blockbuster I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, which spent more than 100 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list, and the forthcoming Assholes Finish First. Beer in Hell, a dramatization of some of his website yarns, became an indie movie hit in college towns last fall. ”

    Tucker lies about his height & success & films buttsex without the woman’s consent, and thus the weekly standard exalts him, while rejecting and ignoring all those true heroes jumping on grenades in their war.
    http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/

    tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com/

    http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/images/mugshot_height_assistance.jpg

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  6. lzozlzl! dude! alphas don’t butthex that’s the whole berankified twist forced on us by the fed to make us think that secretive tapers of sodomy who lies about tehir height are alphas lzozllz and many girls beleived it! lzozlzlzll!!

    Try this:
    “Secretive tapings of butthex without the girls’ consent : a symbol for the exploitation of the unsuspecting populace by the corrupt elite. The graphic image is that of exculpation for any acts a bernake-defined alpha (generally a short, unheroic butthexing beta) chooses to perform as he engages in butthex.”

    rock on!! lzozlzlzllzlz

  7. lzozlzl! dude! alphas don’t butthex that’s the whole berankified twist forced on us by the fed to make us think that secretive tapers of sodomy who lies about tehir height are alphas lzozllz and many girls beleived it! lzozlzlzll!!

    did john wayne or clint eastwood or gregory peck bnutthex? NO! did they tape it in secret? hell no!!! and that’s why the neocns must h8 on them and love their little tuckerbutthexers as tucker max rhymes with goldman sax lzozllzlz

    Try this:
    “Secretive tapings of butthex without the girls’ consent : a symbol for the exploitation of the unsuspecting populace by the corrupt elite. The graphic image is that of exculpation for any acts a bernake-defined alpha (generally a short, unheroic butthexing beta) chooses to perform as he engages in butthex.”

    rock on!! lzozlzlzllzlz

  8. Gorilla

    wow a virtuoso performance by GBFM in the comments!

  9. The fed has determined that cats free up the woman to work fifteen hour days marketing subprime loans in short skirts as her gina dries up, and it is cheaper to import pre-grown labor from Mexico than it is to let women out of the work force to raise kids instead of abort them.

    Word.

  10. lozlzlzllzl!! u gusy will enjoy:

    http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com/2010/06/04/how-the-federal-reserve-system-created-the-pua-community-lzozlzlzloozlzllzll-they-do-no-wan-t-the-men-to-read-mises-or-hayek-or-jefferson-or-the-us-constitution-lzozlzlzlz-they-want-to-keep-the-men/

    how the federal reserve system created the PUA community lzozlzlzloozlzllzll!! they DO NO wan t the men to read mises or hayek or jefferson or the us constitution lzozlzlzlz they want to keep the men in the fiat masters’ cave — the fiat butthex matrix — “gaming” and fighting over the table scraps of all the desoulaed, haggaard, std-ridden, vicious, gold-digging, cold, defeminized, prozac-addled womenz the fiat masters buttthexed and deosuled in college during teh primae nocate ceremeonies, instead of manning up and fighting for their dvine irght to something far greater — an honorable, virtuous wife. lzozllzllzllzozzlz

    omg i cannot beleive how many betas think that peacocking and wearring furry hats like mystery is being an alpha! lzozllzlz it’s almost as bad as neocons trying to herald and exalt secrteive tapers of sodomy as butthexual heroes while repeating the butthexers and secretive tapers of butthexer’s lies in their “conservative” magaiznes lzozlzozlzlzlzl. omg it makes me lzolzlzozzlozol so hard that my ribs hurt zlozlzlzl

    anyways teh federal resevre system not only creates money form thin air but that money is debt based and thus they can charge interest on it zlzozolzl and bankrupt and vampire suck an entiure oucntry of not only its property but its soul which is why neocon womenzs encourage young girls ot lust after undead vampire monsters in twilight who wear way too much makeup lzozlzozlzl and make the teen gina tingles lingles as teh federal reserve dicattes that all of entirety must be ruled by gina tingles and thus when a owmenz gina tingles in marriage she should act on it as the fed ahas funded and trained lawyers abd judgeds to seize her husbands promperty ieven if she is found fuciki9ng his best firend ojn tehir coffee table when he comes home agter a hard day;s work zlozlzlz the entire feminist moveement was created to expand teh police state into the home turning mwomenz against their husbands shidlerns god and the fmaily and the unborn as the neoocns trained put womenz on the front linez of their preemeptive war against the unborn in which women gallently and heroically murdered 50,000,000 unborn since roe vs. wade and were rewarded with lotsa butthex on demand from tgeh neocons favorite secrteive tapers of butthex for doing so lzozlzozlzozzlozzlozzlzozzlzozo. the neocns are good at math an dthey calcualted and determined it would be cheaper to train women to kill their kids and seize tehir husband;s property than it would be to train an army of jack booted thugs to dod so lzozlzozlzlzlzozoz and also the neoncs could have the womenz wear skirts and makeup and act like innocent little girls just killing their unborn chicldren for the greater good of humanity as it is chepar to hire pre-grown mexican labor wall stereet determined and claulated, tahn it is to take owmen out fo the fiat masters workforce to rais etheir own chidlren.

    so how does this relate to the PUA movement?>?!?!?

    i’m getting there so clam the fuck down!!

    more:

    http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com/2010/06/04/how-the-federal-reserve-system-created-the-pua-community-lzozlzlzloozlzllzll-they-do-no-wan-t-the-men-to-read-mises-or-hayek-or-jefferson-or-the-us-constitution-lzozlzlzlz-they-want-to-keep-the-men/

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  15. I love your blog. Nice job. :)
    “Fail Harder” – Mark Zuckerberg

  16. Just wanted to say this was (still is) funny as fuck.

  17. Rollory

    quotable tucker max. awesome.

    I wonder how many people ended up following that 10,000+ comment doucebag blog thread.

  18. anonymous

    Love the GBFM glossary. Wanted to make an addition, reposting (with edits), from St. Dalrock’s:

    lozozolzozlzlz…. is a trinary encryption system. As an example, let’s encrypt his initials:
    GBFM

    Step 1. Convert your message into the usual A=1, Z=26 substitution cipher you used in 3rd grade. So, GBFM would be,
    7-2-6-13

    Step 2. Convert these numbers into 3 digit trinary codes. (Trinary is also called base-3, or ternary, google it). With 3 digit trinary, 1 = 001, 26 = 222. Converting 7-2-6-13 to 3 digit trinary gives: 021-002-0120-111. Since you’ll be decrypting later on the assumption that each “bit” is 3 digits, you can eliminate the dashes, thus:
    021002020111

    Step 3. Convert numbers to text. Zero to “o”, One to “l”, Two to “z” (this is of course rather obvious, you’re using the letter that sort of looks like the number). Final encrypytion is this:
    ozloozozolll

  19. anonymous

    Example of Scripture in GBFM trinary encryption…

    Matt. 23:13 But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees………

    OOZzlozoz zlzlzoolz zlollzzozlzo zzllzozlo, zololozooloooozolzzol oolllzoll LZLozzoolzooloozololzolzzol, ozzzzllzllzoolozooloozozolzzol! ozolzozoo zzlolz zolozzzlozoz zlolzl zozozzolz lozloollzozlolllzolll lzoozo ozzolzoolzllolzllz oolozloolloollzzolzoz lllolzllz: ozolzozoo zzlolz llzolzloozozozzolzzoo ozllzo loollz zzllzozlozoozololzllozllolzzol, llzolzloozozozzolzzoo zolzloozoozoolzzoo zzlolz zozozzolzlll zozozzoolzoz oolzooolz olzllzzozolzzooloollzozl zozlzo ozllzo loollz

  20. Matthew

    The problem is that all GBFM ciphertexts found in the wild begin with “l”. Perhaps it’s a header, or the output of a perverse error correction algorithm.

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  22. Hey, sorry to rez an old thread, but I just stumbled upon your blog, Matt. You gave me some good advice a while back on Rational Male (don’t know if you would remember me, though).

    Anyhow, I just couldn’t believe no one pointed out this deliciously Fruedian typo yet, so I had to make note of it:

    bernankified : e.g. “bernankified chick”. Refers to the habits of self-degradation enabled by the existence of fapparently free money. The grasshopper, had the ants not demurred at supporting him over the winter.

    It’s so good I thought it might have been intentional, but that didn’t seem like your style…. But in context “fapparent” seems like a good way to describe fiat currency, yes? :P

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