And speaking of Christian conduct, if you despise Life in Long Legs, I’d think you’d be doubly disgusted with a racist, nasty-tongued creep like [Eumaios] himself who insults his wife (“she’s gotten a little sense”) and her family, as well as a repentant woman with a terrible past.
I will neither confirm nor deny that I found this heartfelt encomium by means of a vanity search. I won’t link to it either, because you can easily find it if you care. Thank you, Will S., for your words in my favor on the thread. I have no doubt that you understand I’m only a distributional-racist. Some of my best friends fall on the right edge of distributions.
My absolute favorite part about the above quote is that the writer in question has professed (and demonstrated) the inability to remember how spell “Eumaios”, yet she feels peppy enough to lecture Will about koine Greek.