It’s me!
And speaking of Christian conduct, if you despise Life in Long Legs, I’d think you’d be doubly disgusted with a racist, nasty-tongued creep like [Eumaios] himself who insults his wife (“she’s gotten a little sense”) and her family, as well as a repentant woman with a terrible past.
I will neither confirm nor deny that I found this heartfelt encomium by means of a vanity search. I won’t link to it either, because you can easily find it if you care. Thank you, Will S., for your words in my favor on the thread. I have no doubt that you understand I’m only a distributional-racist. Some of my best friends fall on the right edge of distributions.
My absolute favorite part about the above quote is that the writer in question has professed (and demonstrated) the inability to remember how spell “Eumaios”, yet she feels peppy enough to lecture Will about koine Greek.
oooh, oooh, was it Jen? it sounds like her.
The reasonably pleasant commenter “Jen” who quizzed me about racism in the C. of C. lately has more sense than that.
She meant me. Didn’t know misspelling one word meant you can’t know any others.
“My absolute favorite part about the above quote is that the writer in question has professed (and demonstrated) the inability to remember how spell “Eumaios”, ”
I’m guessing you meant how “to” spell Eumaios. We all have typo moments; I hate them.
LOL! Cheers, Eumaios.
Jennifer stalked me there at Terri’s, and also at Samson’s Jawbone; she wakens dead threads just to lecture me about shit. She has OCD, and she’s a typical moralistic evangelical girl, so I guess it’s to be expected. But I’m tired of it, so…
@ Jen: Fuck off. I don’t give a fuck what you think about what I think or say or do, how I act; I don’t give a fuck about you, period.
(Okay, she didn’t stalk me at Terri’s, I was backing up Svar there – but since then, she has, and argued with me at Haley’s endlessly…)
I don’t give a damn about you either, Will. Sorry that I was more interested in Samson’s writing than in you.
Will, I find that arguing with women is less productive than toying with them. Especially for the ones who cannot recognize just how significantly they are outmatched.
Yes Eumaois, women bow before you, knowing your great superiority.
The Internet’s a funny hiding place of clown masks, where Eumaios can be the reigning rooster of his own small barnyard, and guys can high-five and chest bump while mocking others or spitting admissions of their weaknesses back in their faces, and still claim to be genuine Christians. I’m sorry I can’t effectively kill your desire to think of me as pursuing you, Will, but at the end of the day, I don’t really care; you’ll mock where you want and I’ll contradict where I want, without caring about whether you happen to be there and disapprove or imagine I’m there for your sake. OCD can be a bitch, but if there’s one thing you guys show me, it’s to teach the bitch to leave the silly shit behind. No doubt this verbal feast on my behalf will be less steamy without me here to engage, like Eumaios loves for his detractors to do, but you guys will have to make do with each other.
Ta, boys. Enjoy the roast.
@ Eumaios: True enough; but sometimes I just want to rid of an annoying bitch, so I’ll bring out the big guns, and lay into her.
Hey look, she misspelled your name again, lol.
Eumaios, props. I was wondering when there would be more “delightful cruelty”. Thank you very much.
I see that you read Terry Breathing Grace. That was an old thread, how did you come upon it?
@ the Cottage Child
I didn’t know that you read “Riding with the King”.
@ Eumaios
“Will, I find that arguing with women is less productive than toying with them. Especially for the ones who cannot recognize just how significantly they are outmatched.”
Agreed. Women are like kittens: http://www.inmalafide.com/blog/2009/09/22/letting-the-cat-grab-the-string/
Toying with ‘em sounds right to me. It’s more fun that wasting your breath and time arguing with them. You saw me and Will try to knock some sense into Jen but to no avail.
Svar: “That was an old thread, how did you come upon it?”
Not quite a vanity search. I saw in my stats that someone had found a post by searching for eumaios and [screwflake's moniker], so I did my own search to see what that would bring up.